Three of the NFL's officiating crews learned their refereeing skills in the WWE under Vince McMahon.
Newly appointed NFL commissioner, Roger Goodall commented: "they are crooked, play blind real good, and cost next to nothing".
New York Giants football team upper management working on building a time machine to go back in time and untrade Kurt
Warner, apparently at the time of the trade they had no idea how much Eli Manning sucks.
The Detroit Lions will win a game on the road, please note this is only a rumour, there is no actual evidence pointing
to that.
NFL officials get the green light from crooked mobsters to make up new rules in the middle of a game, but only if
they help the home team cover the spread.